Logo

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

10.06.2025 00:17

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

The Action Network: Cracker Barrel 400 predictions, picks, odds for Nashville - NASCAR.com

What do you mean son?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Combination treatment reduces risk of tumor progression in aggressive form of breast cancer, study shows - statnews.com

True - how I loved my mum!

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

32.4 Patch Notes - Blizzard Entertainment

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

What! how could you do that?

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

Do you know what she said mum?